Beer Cough

A Beer Cough is where in the process of using the “Flashy Method” to down a pint of beer, during step 3, when using the inhale to accelerate the beer into your mouth, you accidentally breathe in beer and it triggers a period of not being able to breathe as you are technically drowning yourself with beer internally

“Oi Pedo, I think this fresher gimp has a beer cough look at him” — fresher : *drowning in beer*

Beer Cough by cat is amazingly lubed February 23, 2026

couch beer 

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.

" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"

couch beer by Jon Z March 24, 2017