Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.

finish your beer, there are sober people in china!

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going

GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.

dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer

Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.

what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!