Urban Dictionary: Beer

The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?

by MOG1 April 19, 2005

"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"

by sillymanilly October 09, 2007

the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy

I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!

by Ben Speary September 14, 2003

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork June 21, 2005

damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??

by headycheese February 15, 2006

by SuperSonicX August 27, 2005