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Beef Sock 

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.
Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
Beef Sock by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

beef socket 

A vagina
The place where a man can stick his beef
His mum has a huge beef socket. she can hold a lot of beef
beef socket by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007

Bald Beef Socket 

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.
Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.
Bald Beef Socket by Jay November 27, 2003

beefsock 

A fat meatsock. ie a fat little skanky skank with a skanky vagina
"That meatsock is fucking fat"
"Dude, total beefsock"
beefsock by Devon Barnhart December 19, 2005

beefsock 

Its a penis! 8================D
I'll smack you in the face with my beefsock.

You can't handle my beefsock.
beefsock by Alex (Awesome) N August 11, 2005
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