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Beef Sock
The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.
Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
Beef Sock by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014
Related Words
beef socket • Bald Beef Socket • beefsock • beef • beef curtains • Beef Jerky • beef stew • Beef Queef • Beef Wellington • beef eater
beef socket
beef socket by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007
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Bald Beef Socket by Jay November 27, 2003
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beefsock by Devon Barnhart December 19, 2005
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beefsock by Alex (Awesome) N August 11, 2005
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