beef sock

the male genitalia, penis. Used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.

Amy really enjoys when I shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.

by MC Gummo August 27, 2010

Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014