Beef Baton 

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.

Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!

Beef Baton by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

Beef bacon job by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

Beef Bacon 

True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.

Example 1:

Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"

Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"

Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."

Matt: "ooookay....."

Beef Bacon by One Large September 3, 2019