Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weed capital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.
"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."
by Mr. Crazybones April 24, 2006
by beasty244 February 5, 2017
Pop. 450
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
by Atrumia March 12, 2009