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Bedrock Learning 

A painful experience if you ask me, the tasks on Bedrock don't even make sense, to be honest, I would personally go to Hell than do this shit. Even worse is the matching up task, it was as if pain had a baby with suffering. Whoever made Bedrock should be executed for child abuse and the cause of depression toward young minds.
Son: mum, can I go play with my friends.
Mum: have you done your Bedrock Learning.
Son:....
Bedrock Learning by IslamicTord September 24, 2022
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bedrock learning 

An actual shitty website where you're forced to go through NPC training videos and it's mandatory to watch. Any teacher that gives you homework on this website is an actual shmuck and deserves to die in the most excruciating death possible. I swear it's the most dystopian thing ever, it forces you to use English in a specific way.
Additionally, some "girl" on the website (The creators never touched one or even seen one except from their mothers) in the form of a text message asks you to bore her to death, I mean, give her definitions and shit for words as if she's banned from using Google.
I feel like torturing myself today so I'm gonna go on bedrock learning
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026