Definitions by IslamicTord

Mr Bean 

He is the guy who asked. His superiority is so high to the point that some people are considering him the king of comedies. he is the definition of sigma and is willing to reject girls to have a relationship with Teddy. Mr Bean will annihilate you and poof you out of existence; don't try him.

I saw Mr bean today

Mr Bean by IslamicTord December 11, 2022

Brr Skib dop

This man is a sigma, he has insane amounts of rizz. he makes kebabs by letting his faeces be cooked. Not to mention, he has a chicken donor coursing through his veins.

Son: Mum, have you heard of Brr Skib dop
Mum: No, Also you are adopted
Son:........

Brr Skib dop by IslamicTord December 9, 2022

English Teachers 

They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.

Person one: We have English.
Person two: IK
Person: English Teachers are worse, trust me

English Teachers by IslamicTord December 9, 2022

Wakey Wines 

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

Wakey Wines by IslamicTord November 6, 2022

Bedrock Learning 

A painful experience if you ask me, the tasks on Bedrock don't even make sense, to be honest, I would personally go to Hell than do this shit. Even worse is the matching up task, it was as if pain had a baby with suffering. Whoever made Bedrock should be executed for child abuse and the cause of depression toward young minds.

Son: mum, can I go play with my friends.
Mum: have you done your Bedrock Learning.
Son:....

Bedrock Learning by IslamicTord September 24, 2022