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beditate 

Simply a combo word ( verbal amalgam ) of meditating in bed. More specifially, meditation which takes place in those moments in bed( usually in the morning ) while one temporizes life away while forestalling the inevitable rising into the real world.
Her mind drifting from subject to subject, Erika beditated for a full hour after her alarm rang sommoning her to life's daily grind, school.
beditate by Ken Deluca March 5, 2008
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Beditate 

The feeling of absolute bliss experienced when someone lays down and feels at one with their bed. Can be achieved spontaneously, such as after a long day, or through some combination of breathing, music, massage, and memory foam. Usually a precursor to falling asleep, and always rejuvenating for the mind, body, and spirit.
"I'm so worn out. I seriously need to beditate."

"Whenever I feel down I beditate for a few hours."
Beditate by sj_stock March 15, 2018
bev-i-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

When an individual has consumed so many alcoholic beverages that he/she believes they have gained control of both time and space... And demonstrate with great enthusiasm.
You better shut John off... Homeboy was about to Bevitate next to the fridge
Bevitate by gnice3d December 28, 2010

beditating 

Meditating in your bed
man im going home and beditating all night
beditating by totalfuckup69 September 25, 2019

Bedicate 

To medicate before bed
Im gonna have a fat blunt for my bedicate.
Bedicate by Mongbanger September 6, 2016

trans-incidental beditation 

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.
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