Definitions by sj_stock

Selflish 

An action that someone does completely with their own self-interest in mind, but they try to convince you they did it your benefit.

"Hey I know you need to start your diet so I ate all your junk food."
"Wow... very selflish of you."

Selflish by sj_stock May 11, 2018

Beditate 

The feeling of absolute bliss experienced when someone lays down and feels at one with their bed. Can be achieved spontaneously, such as after a long day, or through some combination of breathing, music, massage, and memory foam. Usually a precursor to falling asleep, and always rejuvenating for the mind, body, and spirit.

"I'm so worn out. I seriously need to beditate."

"Whenever I feel down I beditate for a few hours."

Beditate by sj_stock March 15, 2018

Standard Issue 

For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.

Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.

Yahtzee!
Wow... pretty standard issue.

I'm the millionith visitor!
Sounds standard issue.

Standard Issue by sj_stock November 9, 2012

Thor Kick

The Thor kick is a technique in which both legs are used to kick, essentially a double front thrust kick. This move is particularly deadly, as you have both twice the power and surface radius when the kick connects.

Do beware, you will be landing on your rear. This technique is not for a pansy.

Chris Hemsworth totally Thor Kicked that guy!

"How'd that guy break his arms?"
"He attempted a Thor Kick."
"Wow. what a pansy ."

Thor Kick by sj_stock January 4, 2012