generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD.
"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."
by Jakeass8 May 17, 2009
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it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?
for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(
by DICK BLANCO March 02, 2004
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a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.
When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.
by citychic12 October 02, 2009
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a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day
tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed
by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020
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Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night
Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!
by Dante_ck November 03, 2016
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