"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."

for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(

When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

This girl is a total bedbug.