Bedaddy 

An absolute playa, all of the girls can't wait to get their chance at the one, the only, bedaddy

OMG he's so hot, I'm gonna make him my bedaddy

Bedaddy by Jehcjdnems December 22, 2019

badaddy 

An absolute playa, all of the girls can't wait to get their chance at the one, the only, badaddy

OMG he's so hot, I'm gonna make him my badaddy

badaddy by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 10, 2018

beedaddy 

The one man who fathered enough bees to save them from extinction. He uses his ultralightbees to sway all the queen bees to him for copulation.

Queen bee: oh beedaddy! Please come stretch my bees.

Beedaddy: I AM THE ULTRALIGHTBEES

Or

Worker bee: Queen! We are dying at an alarming rate! What should we do?

Queen bee: Call the beedaddy!

beedaddy by Horny4honey March 27, 2017

Bedaddle 

The art and science of doing dad shit.

Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"

You know. Dad shit.

Antonym of bedazzle.

See also Dad-ass

The Fourth of July extended family reunion left attendees sunburned with abdomens distended by all the family recipe favorites, and sense of being utterly bedaddled owing the rival fathers efforts to prove dominance in the herd.

Bedaddle by ThreeStarBear September 24, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019