Bed Diving 

The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.

John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.

Bed Diving by zkpilot December 13, 2009

Bed Driving 

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks

man you remind me of bed driving

Bed Driving by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021

bedditing 

When Hans reddits in bed.

Me:Where is Hans?
You: Oh it's 3 am, he must be upstairs bedditing!

bedditing by jehneepawk October 5, 2013

Bedditing 

Browsing Reddit in a bed, mostly at night.

Guy 1: Why are you tired?
Guy 2: I was bedditing all night, I finally went to sleep at 3 am.

Bedditing by josea12 April 5, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008