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A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.


People most frequently have bed-days:

A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,

B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or

C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
bed-day:

"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"

"What, were you sick?"

"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
bed-day by lovingggyouu April 6, 2009

national bed day 

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down
person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/
national bed day by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

National Bed Appreciation Day 

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day
Brad: “…”
National Bedday is a day to celebrate the almighty bed. Bedday can be celebrated in numerous ways such as sleep, sex and binge watching shit tv shows.
Happy Bedday!
Bedday by Josh Almighty June 14, 2019