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Beastly Dump
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.
Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011
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Beastly Jones
Beastly Jones by Kazara February 19, 2011
beastly deacon
The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.
beastly deacon by flayedchild December 30, 2009
beastlyman gideon
beastlyman gideon by stlcards2life November 12, 2011
beastly bandit
G-Daddy: Damn "ninja" I just saw iron man that guy is a total Beastly Bandit
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original
beastly bandit by The Bandit, B15 June 27, 2008
Beastly Jones
proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great
1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.
Beastly Jones by The_Shagster June 23, 2011
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