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A person who gets constantly angry over nothing and releases, THE BEAST
Dam Beaztly, calm down
Beaztly by InVade July 8, 2020
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Beastly Dump 

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
Beastly Dump by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Beastly Jones 

Cool, awesome, beast, entertaining, great
Person 1: I'm going to the concert tomorrow.
Person 2: Beastly Jones!
Beastly Jones by Kazara February 19, 2011

beastly deacon 

The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.
Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!
beastly deacon by flayedchild December 30, 2009

beastlyman gideon 

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.
Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.
beastlyman gideon by stlcards2life November 12, 2011

beastly bandit 

Frefers to someone of extreme awsomeness that was known after the original The Notorious B15
G-Daddy: Damn "ninja" I just saw iron man that guy is a total Beastly Bandit
Brandon : True dat but he got nothin on the original

Beastly Jones 

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great
1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.
Beastly Jones by The_Shagster June 23, 2011
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