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Beautiful Mind 

(v) To Beautiful Mind. Getting awful results that don't make sense, obtained using the most insane and convoluted ways possible.

Most popular when used in the past tense- Beautiful Minded.
EXAMPLE ONE
Coworker 1: How did that idiot screw up this report?

Coworker 2: He Beautiful Minded it. He looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers.

EXAMPLE TWO
When Jason was asked to write an essay for English class about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a "V" of Geese, he Beautiful Minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds.
Beautiful Mind by BooUrns28 March 22, 2011
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Beautiful Mind 

You always hear (or watch a movie about) a professor that thinks the mailmsn is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriet Tubman was a spy from the Motherland or that Jim Carrey was spy from Canada, these professors seem to have an imagination limited to what they see when they walk outside.
The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a spy from Central America because he was afraid that people would think he was racist if he said it out loud to anybody.

Beautiful mind 

You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.
The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.

he's like a beautiful mind 

this refers to a person who does something seemingly irrational, pointless, stupid, fucked up, unthinkable (like the thought would never ever cross your mind), etc. in an attempt to solve a problem, complete a task, etc. Then, that person accomplishes said problem or task by their unorthodox solution and leaves others astonished that the idea worked. It is at this time someone would say this simile.
Jake had to put away the pool chairs, so to minimize the number of trips, he used a soda cooler with wheels to cart many chairs. He did this by balancing a chair on the edges of the open-topped cooler, then stacking the other chairs on that one. This plan seemed bound to fail, but when he succeeded some one said, "he's like a beautiful mind."

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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026