Beatus Meatus
Beatus Meatus by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018
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Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Beatus Meatus by Murtuza August 29, 2021
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Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
Beatus Meetus
An old phrase use to express the need of needing to masturbate which has now been replaced with the more common phrases like: Beat my meat , jack off and wank my dong
Beatus Meetus by Birubo March 31, 2021
Beatus my meatucus
BRo On phone: im bouta beatus my meatucus
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*
Beatus my meatucus by skeet skeet 1234205666789 September 26, 2019
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