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A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

beats me by Nemrem February 20, 2006

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Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

Beats me by Yourvum July 2, 2021

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Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

Beats Me by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

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Beats me

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

Beats me by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

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beats me

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

beats me by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

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Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

Beats me Off by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

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My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

My dad beats me by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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