Beat a person day
On November 28th a furry can beat up anyone who beat them up on November 27th, and they can not fight back
Beat a person day by Eastonreal October 21, 2022
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Beat a Straight Person Day
On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
Beat a Straight Person Day by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021
Beat a Fat person day
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
Beat a Fat person day by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022
National beat up a short person day
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
National beat up a short person day
National beat up a short person day by callfoxy December 16, 2021
National beat a short person to death day
October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020
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