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Beat friend 

A beat friend is someone that won’t ask a question when you take a “ten minute break” or when you get a “snack”. They know exactly what your doing but won’t say anything about it because they so the same things. Y’all both know y’all masturbating but won’t say anything and has complete understanding
Conrad:yo Brandon I need a ten minute break sharon just sent me nudes

Brandon:imma take a ten minute break too

Conrad: man we beat friends aren’t we

Brandon:Hell yeah we are
Beat friend by Bicboibrandon June 4, 2019
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Beat Friend 

A friend that isn't worth the spell correct to make it "BEST". Ahhahah Dills
I guess Facebook thinks he's my beat friend.
Beat Friend by Dillm February 10, 2019

Beat friend 

A beat friend is just like a best friend but better. And you can only have one,even in fights they are your beat friend. And they love you!!!❤️
Wow I love you so much beat friend!
Beat friend by Pan_cait June 12, 2019

Beat friend 

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter
My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.
Beat friend by Ernfern May 11, 2020

Beat-friend 

A friend you constantly hurt with hitting or kicking, or any form of physical pain/ usually not abusive, as the other friend is okay with it, and it may be a type of inside joke
"yeah, Johnny, he's my beat-friend, he doesn't mind it, though, it's our thing"
Beat-friend by antisocialphan January 12, 2017

Beat A Friend You Hate Day 

On November 28th, it is a day to beat up a friend you hate! and they can't do anything back.
Guy 1: Its Beat A Friend You Hate Day
Guy 2: I'm gonna go beat up my friend I hate!

Beat the piss out of an old friend 

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
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