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Beardhat

(n.) a term used for a forward ball cap wearing, bearded male usually with a chip-on-the-shoulder inferiority complex who compensates for his shortcomings with a lifted Dodge Ram, pistol in the console and drives almost as reckless as the North American female in an Altima.
*sees truck in rear view mirror, tailgating, weaving from side-to-side, traveling 80+mph*
“Oh yea, that’s a beardhat.”
by WetThroat April 14, 2022
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beardattach

The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."

"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012
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Beardation

To divert a conversation from all truth and realism. Similar to fonejacking.
person 1: Hi, you comin out later?
person 2: Nah mate, i'm on the run from like 10 coppers atm coz i set a tramps beard on fire.
person 1: bulls***!!

...and so on person 2 continues to lie, or carry out beardation.
by getyourraddout August 6, 2009
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