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beardsquidj 

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus
Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj
beardsquidj by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015
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beard Squad 

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
beard Squad by thebah87 February 24, 2011

Beatsquad 

Something or someone that is beat. Often used as a goofy alternative to saying things are bad, stupid, ugly, gross, etc.
Nick: See that girl over there?
Joey: Yeah the gross-ass one in the pink?
Nick: Dude shes not that bad... I'd tap.
Joey: Fuck that shit dude... that bitch is beatsquad.
Beatsquad by Joey Aaron January 12, 2009

bardsquad 

Another term for a chunky animal
That's a huge bardsquad
bardsquad by ChildEater185 July 27, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026