Half bear half Filipina. This creature will not only steal your pic-a-nic basket and money, but also keep you awake with loud ungodly snoring.
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Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
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Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.
Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
by ll graham August 5, 2007
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Those that study and believe in Baraminology believe that Noah did not store 2 of every species on the planet , but instead he stored each and every "Kind" of animal. "Kind" being whatever the hell creationists want to mean at the moment.
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Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?
Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.
Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.
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Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
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