Bear Grylling

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

Bear Grylling by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

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Bear Grylling

(v.): the act of or proceeding to urinate while the male is receiving oral sex from a female.

Zach: "Dude, I feel so bad."
Tyler:"Why bro?"
Zach: "Last night Jenny was giving me head and I ended up bear grylling her."

Bear Grylling by shittyshittybangbang13 September 29, 2012

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bear gryllin-it

Anything that you've learnt from Bear Grylls (man vs wild)but you used it in a real urban environment (most likely whilst being drunk)

When you cant get in your mates house after a big night out so you make a nest out of branches on the driveway and make a fire from your mcdonalds bag.
THATS BEAR GRYLLIN-IT!

bear gryllin-it by b. boo January 1, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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