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A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.

Bean = person

If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.

If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
- I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?

- No
-Than you’re a fake bean✋😔
fake bean by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”
-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔
fake bean by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019

Branflake™

Some famous myspacer that's cool as hell.
Dayum i met Branflake™ and you didn't. Be jealous :P
Branflake™ by tieFOOOON December 16, 2007

Branflake 

Someone who consistently hangs out with people he actually enjoys being around.
Wow he sees you all the time?! He's such a Branflake!
Branflake by NoobNasty October 8, 2008

Branflaketastic 

Robin and Heather eating toasted sandwiches, filled with a hodgepodge of kitchen condements and fixens. Presumably bran flakes.
"Hey! Remember when Robin and heather made those toasted sandwiches? That was branflaketastic."
Branflaketastic by Tape_leg June 20, 2007

branflake 

A consistently unreliable person; one who agrees to do something, but never follows through with it.
He's such a branflake! He said he was gonna bust up that wigga with us but backed out again.
branflake by GruberGangster August 1, 2008
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