The Beacon School 

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.

person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

The Beacon School by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020

Barr beacon school 

Nude central. All the girls send nudes and thinks it’s attractive, they then get baited out.
Don’t really get the point in nudes🧐 you slags.
Barr beacon is also full of boys who think they’re onit and try terror people but end up looking like begs and wet wipes (kJ, etc)

Mom, can I go to Barr beacon school?
No sweetheart!! That school is full of slags.

Barr beacon school by Itsss_liky December 12, 2019

bacon's pussy 

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

bacon's pussy by El cheeky November 15, 2017

Bacon's Rebellion

An armed rebellion in Virginia we only learn about because of the tasty name.

Anna: I'm learning about Bacon's Rebellion.
Hank: I'm hungry.

Bacon's Rebellion by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

beacon high school 

School of crazy hipster, vegans and trumpet playin scarce. If you are lucky you can find the rare giraffe kid or the plum man. 98% percentage of female students are still in 2008 and go by the phrase "RAWR XD".

Friend 1:Woa wanna go back to 2008?
Friend 2: Tots mcgoats brother!
Friend 1: let's stroll over to Beacon High School with are heelies

beacon high school by Meat Master 69 May 18, 2017

Kevin's Bacon

Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.

I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon

Kevin's Bacon by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Beacon primary school 

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.

Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*

Beacon primary school by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022