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A small city in Michigan right where the bottom of the thumb meets the mitten. Also home to the world's greatest mother.

We're going to take boat out to Bay City!

Hey, let's go see the world's greatest mother!

bay city by Shu5er January 3, 2017

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Bay City

A city in Michigan just North of Saginaw. Although its population has declined the last few decades, it remains as the largest populated city on or near Lake Huron.

"Bay City, Michigan looks small as fuck."
"Bro, Bay City's eight time bigger than the Chicago Loop!"

Bay City by CBinion91 February 16, 2022

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Bay City

Also known as Bay Shitty, because it’s no good. Plenty of Crack Whores, Dirty Mexicans, and Loose pussys.

Guy 1: im trying to suck someone off for Clout?
Guy 2: wanna go to bay city? OT is from there?
Guy 3: nah im not a loser. It’s bay Shitty.

Bay City by Big_Nigga_smedly February 18, 2025

bay city blowout

When, after some Rudy J banana pancakes, you don't quite make it home in time and shit your pants so hard it touches t-shirt.

Terry threw away his jeans after his latest bay city blowout.

bay city blowout by Baycitywally March 10, 2014

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Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)

Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

Bay City Blow Job by Snoophog June 4, 2011

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Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.

As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.

Bay City Firework Finisher by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019

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Bay City Blackbeard

After your girl gives you good felatio, you turn around and deficate on her face. (aka San Francisco Fu Man Chu)

Susie gave a great bjer... So to show her my appreciation, I gave her the Bay City Blackbeard!

Bay City Blackbeard by Chief Pontiac December 31, 2011

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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