13 definitions by CBinion91

Modesto

The 14th largest city in California. With over 40 square miles of land, it has a population of 216,000 residents. It has become well-known as the hometown of Star Wars creator George Lucas... as well as other celebrities.

"Man this wineis good shit! Where did they make this??"
"Modesto, California."

by CBinion91 May 21, 2020

Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.

" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

Salt Lake City

The biggest city in Utah. Besides Reno, it is the only major city in the Great Basin.

"Weed's illegal in Salt Lake City...AND the state of Utah."
"Then I'm not going!"

by CBinion91 April 8, 2020

Sardine Can

An overcrowded bus during the Coronavirus pandemic.

"Man, there's way too many passengers on this mo-fo! When we reach the next stop, I'm getting off this fucking sardine can."

by CBinion91 November 23, 2020

Cheaters

An American reality TV show that busts cheating lovers in the act.

"Man, I'm suspicious. I think I'm going to call 'Cheaters' on her."
"You can't...they're not producing new shows anymore."
"What?!!!"

by CBinion91 April 8, 2020

Bay City

A city in Michigan just North of Saginaw. Although its population has declined the last few decades, it remains as the largest populated city on or near Lake Huron.

"Bay City, Michigan looks small as fuck."
"Bro, Bay City's eight time bigger than the Chicago Loop!"

by CBinion91 February 17, 2022