Bausage 

Someone or something that is utterely awesome.

A ricoculously hot chick.

A bacon-wrapped sausage.

Dude that Authority Zero concert was totally bausage.

Man, your moms boobs are bausage!

Bausage by wam213 June 11, 2006

Bausage 

Sausage burger

Bausage is a burger that is made with sausage instead of beef.

No it's not a sausage patty, like a burger of sausage.

Bausage by megankaaaay August 18, 2011

Bausage roll

A very fat animal, typically dogs or cats but it can be any creature

Guy: Bro look at that Bausage roll
Dude: the f●@k is that
Guy: a really fat animal

Bausage roll by 50Pboc December 5, 2022

bassage 

Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.

In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"

bassage by zrkie August 30, 2014

Beausage 

Beauty by usage.
Beausage sounds French but it's not; instead it's a synthetic combination of the words beauty and usage, and describes the beauty that comes with using something.

Beausage is:

* Roman amphitheater steps whose faces are worn away by the tread of thousands and thousands of shoes
* Stone chips on the hood of a Ferrari 250 which has been run hard and put away wet
* A bike seat whose adapted form reflects that of its owner's posterior
* The look and feel of the cockpit of the old Mercedes pictured above (a jumble of replacement gauges and parts, obviously used a lot) -- that's 91 years of beausage!

Beausage by Bausage Guy September 30, 2005

bassage 

Bum massage

"Babe, come over and give me a bassage"

"Bassage and chill"

bassage by Naomieee August 17, 2017

Bsausage64 

Best youtuber tbh, hangs out with retards like nillan gay phid even though he hates them but makes quality content. truly awesome man

"Ooh, Bsausage64 just uploaded"

Bsausage64 by shit_eater_of_shit May 4, 2021