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The act of inserting a metal baton up another man’s rectum during baron class.
mueller: hey Nelson, can you help co teach baton 1 with me and I can demo how I shove a metal baton up your ass.

Nelson: yeah buddy, I am happy to help you out.
Words you can keep

.bacon_1 

An amazing tiktoker that’s very epic. Makes amazing content. You should look up to him because he’s amazing
Person 1: you watch .bacon_1?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: no wonder you’re so hot

bacon 101 

A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me
Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server
bacon 101 by Bacon fan March 2, 2022

1337 bacon

1337, derived from the word leet, which was derived from the word elite, known mostly to gamers

1337 bacon- newer substitute for 1337 sausage or 1337 sauce, created by a student at Tustin High School
1337 bacon by Derek Saruwatari January 14, 2004

1337 bacon

"1337" or "leet" is a form of speak used my idiotic morons on the internet. It comes from the word "Elite", because those morons are elites amongst the rank is idiots in this world. LAWL, NAWB!!11eight

Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.
w00t! h4, u 5u><!
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)

1337 bacon sucks.
1337 bacon by ZOMFGLAWL July 20, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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