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The act of inserting a metal baton up another man’s rectum during baron class.

mueller: hey Nelson, can you help co teach baton 1 with me and I can demo how I shove a metal baton up your ass.

Nelson: yeah buddy, I am happy to help you out.

Baton 1 by The polish hammer June 2, 2026

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.bacon_1

An amazing tiktoker that’s very epic. Makes amazing content. You should look up to him because he’s amazing

Person 1: you watch .bacon_1?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: no wonder you’re so hot

.bacon_1 by Squidward( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ February 22, 2021

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bacon 101

A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me

Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server

bacon 101 by Bacon fan March 2, 2022

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1337 bacon

1337, derived from the word leet, which was derived from the word elite, known mostly to gamers

1337 bacon- newer substitute for 1337 sausage or 1337 sauce, created by a student at Tustin High School

Fukn 1337 bacon biatch!!

1337 bacon by Derek Saruwatari January 14, 2004

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1337 bacon

"1337" or "leet" is a form of speak used my idiotic morons on the internet. It comes from the word "Elite", because those morons are elites amongst the rank is idiots in this world. LAWL, NAWB!!11eight

Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.

w00t! h4, u 5u><!
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)

1337 bacon sucks.

1337 bacon by ZOMFGLAWL July 20, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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