Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.

I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.

by yourexsuitemate03 September 26, 2010

Bitch Monkey

An idiot who is pisses you off all the time.

Dustin is my dude, but he's still a Bitch Monkey.

by Steve M January 19, 2004

Bitch Monkey

A women's Ultimate Frisbee team located at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, Virginia.

That chick is one hell of a Bitch Monkey.
The Bitch Monkeys can party like its nobody's business.

by Abby A. September 3, 2006

bitch monkey

A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.

"Shut up you stupid bitch monkey!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

bitch monkey

an insult you throw at little annoying people

Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up

by Matthew T February 9, 2004