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bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

BROHAMSTER 

A person, typically from the east coast, that has all the new gear for extreme sports, such as skiing, kayaking, or fly fishing, and is not profeciant at any of the sports, but talks and acts like they are.
Stan is such a brohamster. He just tried telling me how to ski! I have been doing this since I was 3. He just moved out here from New Jersey and started skiing last year.
BROHAMSTER by trout hunter July 30, 2009

Batemaster 

The batemaster is the master of masturbating.
Batemaster by Batemaster March 8, 2009

boxhamsters 

An awesome punk rock band from giessen germany.
Das Boxhamsters ist giel!
boxhamsters by bailey c April 23, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026