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A guy who plays the trumpet and is very, very dark and delicious. He knows how to treat women well, it just takes a few tries. He has a very bubbley butt. He really likes music and alcohol. Put the two together and he'll be happy forever.
Hey, did you hear Bassell play his trumpet the other day?
Bassell by Dominicaaa November 16, 2010
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Basselly 

When there's no separation between your back, ass and belly and it all looks morphed together.
1. She has a Basselly
2. Wow Zahra's Baselly is jarring today
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(Bas-sel)
Bassel is the type of person who yiu can always rely on and tell them your secrets, Bassel is a handsome, loving, amazing human being that is always there for you,
Bassel is such a good person
Bassel by jack122456730 March 7, 2021
(Bah-zul)
1. Noun. Plural: N/A (There is only one) Literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near Bassel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. Simply gazing upon Him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.

2. Adjective. To be the pinnacle of its class.
1. Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left, you should see the coastline, as well as the Atlantic ocean, and if you look to your right, you should see Bassel, soaring majestically beside us and protecting us from harm.

2. Mount Everest truly is Bassel. Height-wise, anyways.
Bassel by thebestpseudonym December 6, 2011
An intelligent, dark haired, Portuguese with English ancestry; usually involved in covert government operations. Charismatic and likened to a James Bond machismo. Smooth with the ladies, loves to drink, and strong fisted. Does not enjoy Polish/Native American comedy.
Did you see that Bussell over there take down those Russian Operatives while drinking a Vodka Redbull and hitting on those three Swedish models?
Bussell by bmania June 15, 2011
Breave
Breave Heart
bassel by MAX September 12, 2003
do you guys wanna get some bissell?
bissell by Dacusewon November 6, 2019
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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