bases loaded 

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

bases loaded by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

Bases Loaded 

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth

"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"

Bases Loaded by Funni Louie June 7, 2016

Bases Loaded 

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.

"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."

Bases Loaded by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011

basesloaded 

something you say right before something big happens

Person 1: "yo son i'm bout to hit that"
Person 2: "oh shit; basesloaded!"

basesloaded by crackmoka December 28, 2005

Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.

Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.

Based Musket Loader by Rblue September 5, 2025