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Bases Loaded 

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth
"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"
Bases Loaded by Funni Louie June 7, 2016

Bases Loaded 

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.
"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."
Bases Loaded by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011

basesloaded 

something you say right before something big happens
Person 1: "yo son i'm bout to hit that"
Person 2: "oh shit; basesloaded!"
basesloaded by crackmoka December 28, 2005

Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.
Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.
Based Musket Loader by Rblue September 5, 2025
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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