Base Ball

1) America's #1 sport.

2) A default screen name used by users who registers into MLB message board without creating thier own screen names; commonly used by trolls and people who are too lazy to think up their own screen name.

1) The Yankees are the best team in baseball!!!

2) DAMN!!! GET A REAL SCREEN NAME YOU DIPSHIT!!!

by sommers November 25, 2004

base ball

A user on the major league baseball forums who is too stupid, lazy or uncreative to come up with a real user name. Usually posts illiterate, meaningless garbage.

Can be found on pretty much any mlb message board.

by kolohe61 March 6, 2005

base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.

idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 12, 2006

Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao

Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat

by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019

Two way base ball

A base ball bat with two base balls.

" Lets play two way base ball patrick" said spongebob

by James Wood June 26, 2004

Base twisting ball tickler

The ultimate blow job, a woman or man twists the base of a mans penis whilst sucking him off and tickling his balls at the same time.

"Hey Sam was she good at sucking dick?"

"Ah awesome she gave me a base twisting ball tickler!"

by samduk January 20, 2010

base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons March 27, 2012