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a hyperactive guy of polish heritage. He is skinny and really short
Have you seen that hyper kid? He is a total bartosh
bartosh by xioxio April 13, 2010
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An immensely attractive 10th Doctor lookalike, but I repeat myself.
I just want to molest him, he's so Bartosh.
Bartosh by doctor_who November 14, 2011
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A person who identifies as a femboy, but in reality has never worn any feminine clothing and is balding.
I thought I found myself a cute femboy twink but it's a fucking bartosh again.

Tell me why when I search "femboy" on Pornhub it's all bartoshes with no hair?
bartosh by nazaallyn February 7, 2024

CHIEFTAIN BARTOSH 

1. Of poor quality or a low standard.

2. Not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"Did you try that new bubble tea gaff on Humboldt Lane?

"Yeah man, was quite poor quality tapioca to be honest for the price, it was chieftain bartosh."

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.
Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.
Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021
A Polish traditional male name. A super guy who is very passionate and affectionate and has a very complex nature. He can give a lot of caring and love to the ones he respect and loves. A very intelligent person. A fantastic lover, kisser and a party animal, you always want to hang with.
He can be shy and troubled by what others think about him;( Great potential. Often has artistic inclination and it is difficult for him to confront the reality because of the Existential Angst.
Bartosz! You're such a sexy mind!
Bartosz by Great_Gatsby June 15, 2011
A traditional male polish man with a rather large penis who gets pussy on daily.
Bartosz has a big dick
Bartosz by Big polski d May 26, 2018
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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