Barr-splain 

Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury

"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."

Barr-splain by I Kuchaokof May 2, 2019

Barrysplained 

Like mansplaining, but worse.

He barrysplained his way out of valid criticism .

Barrysplained by Grimstones January 22, 2023

Barsplain

L.p. When you have to explain basic bar ettiquete and recipes to drunk sixty year olds who revert to toddler status after one vodka soda

I had to barsplain why a gin and coke doesn't go together

Barsplain by Gender_theft April 6, 2022