Barney the dino 

Barney is a dinosaur and he’s so hot I have a crush on him….

Woah your looking so hot today are you Barney the dino

Barney the dino by Tim tams for lifer December 1, 2021

Barney the Dino 

A THICC purple and green Dino. He is obsessed with harassing and doing much more to underage children.

Barney the Dino is not good with children.

Barney the Dino by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018

pickle the Dino loves barney 

pickle x barney yummy they will make beautiful babies rawr ;)

Pickle the Dino loves barney lets go to their wedding

pickle the Dino loves barney by green sausage December 7, 2021

Barney The Dinosaur

a large purple dinosaur that likes to eat little children and make sandwiches with them he is a cannibal and smokes pot. barney is a stalker, he like to eat laptops. he likes to walk aroung in the nude and sing silly songs to attract little kidies. he also recieves royalties from america as they use his songs to torture terrorists

Barney The Dinosaur is eating a kid in a sandwich while smoking pot and surfing the net.

Barney The Dinosaur by I'm someWhere else Onedbfv November 23, 2010

Barney The Dinosaur

Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...

1. He gives them lots of candy

2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)

3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom

4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"

So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!

Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?

Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?

Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile

Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit

Barney The Dinosaur by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Barney the Dinosaur

A cheerful, enthusiastic and innocent character created to educate and entertain young children. Notable for being widely hated by manchildren who have nothing better to do than corrupt children's media to hide their own immaturity.

Lots of children got to meet Barney the Dinosaur yesterday.

Barney the Dinosaur by fawfulthegreat64 April 16, 2017

Barney the Purple Dinosaur 

That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."

We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."

Barney the Purple Dinosaur by scratchmaster101 May 25, 2011