Barn Doors 

Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.

“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “

“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’

Barn Doors by Lady Fob November 10, 2020

Barn doors 

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.

Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"

Barn doors by Simmypoo December 27, 2024

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

Barn Door Open by Online Fan March 27, 2015

barn door savage 

Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".

"I went for a drink in a country pub but the local barn door savages kept spoiling for a scrap"

barn door savage by Save the Hull .Fence off Preston Rd February 21, 2008

barn door 

When a man has his fly open and visible

Dustin: Hi guys!
Kendra: Dustin your barn door is open.
Dustin: Thanks (zips).

barn door by WorthyWorthington September 2, 2013

Barn Door Syndrome 

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.

Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ

Barn Door Syndrome by MobileKing May 9, 2013

Cat on the barn door 

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

Cat on the barn door by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022