Definitions by Simmypoo
Feeling mumumbo
Feeling mumumbo by Simmypoo August 15, 2025
The cheese plan
The cheese plan by Simmypoo May 18, 2025
The cheese plan
Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"
The cheese plan by Simmypoo May 17, 2025
Barn doors
Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.
Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
Barn doors by Simmypoo December 27, 2024
Sounding the alarm
When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon
Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."
Sounding the alarm by Simmypoo December 26, 2024