from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity
(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.
by Goldman April 18, 2006
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This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.
Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know
by Diddle wankers January 29, 2019
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