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bare feet 

Feet without shoes or socks on them are bare feet. They usually feel wonderful on surfaces from sand to grass, and only really hurt on gravel. Some people do not understand the wonderful feeling that accompanies bare feet. Unfortunately, bare feet are often rejected by society as unprofessional and stinky, but bare feet are only stinky after having been cooped up in socks or shoes. Bare feet quickly lose their smell after a small dose of freedom.
Angelita loved to run around in bare feet, but Joey didn't understand until he tried it. After removing his socks and shoes he cried for joy.
bare feet by likephilshead June 10, 2009
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barefeet 

The part of a woman that is so arousing and sexy when tied together and defenseless against a captor’s desires.
With her hands tied behind her on the couch, Christina struggled helplessly as her captor played, sucked and licked her pretty bound barefeet, ignoring her protest.
barefeet by barefeet March 31, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026