bar up

a swelling of the jolly todger

Jane and Frank often walked home from school holding hands, until one day Jane noticed that Frank was barring up.

by Smeg May 15, 2003

bar up

Drinking on a weeknight as if it's the weekend.

Origins come from the BarUp app, which was originally launched in Boston because it was too damn hard to find a poppin spot during the week.

Jimmy's 21st is on a Tuesday. Looks like we'll have to bar up.

by good_times August 30, 2014

Bar up

When you try to rip chedda and the puck clack clack the crossbar and the puck goes up

Sacco pulled a duuurtt t drag and goes bar up after he ripped a clappy from the point

by donut42 March 30, 2009

bar up

When you repeatedly hit someone in the head with a crow bar for participating in an act your did not personally like

My aunt got me some fucking clothes for my birthday for i had to bar up a bitch

by charles man May 6, 2007

mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

pick-up bar

gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.

took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!

lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!

caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!

by michael foolsley August 13, 2010

Ozark Swim-Up Bar

When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.

Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?

by MooseKnucklesDeep July 16, 2023