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"Hey man it's Saturday night, I'm gonna go jerk off all over you're moms face then practice Bar Fu"
Bar Fu by JB-----n June 2, 2009
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A bar in Manhattan that is now fubar.
a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
fu bar by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008

Wine Bar Funk 

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.
"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"
Wine Bar Funk by allen g May 8, 2008

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.
Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.
bar furniture by chinesedentist December 15, 2010
To be incredibly enthusiastic about something, almost to the point of sexual arousal. Used if an aquaintance constantly bleats on about a particular person, place or thing. Normally accompanied by the lifting of the arm gesture whilst slightly bent at the elbow
Golly, Tarquin has an absolute full-bar for playing polo on a Sunday

or

I have a full-bar for a sweet sherry today
full-bar by Cockles August 24, 2006

Golden Fudge Bar 

When a woman both urinates and defecates on a man's penis then proceeds to give him a blow job. Best if done in cold weather.
Guy #1: "Dude, I just gave that biatch a Golden Fudge Bar!"
Guy #2: "Very nice."
Golden Fudge Bar by cocktastic October 13, 2009

Fudge Bar 

Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth
I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night
Fudge Bar by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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