Bar Fu

The art of drunken bar hopping

"Hey man it's Saturday night, I'm gonna go jerk off all over you're moms face then practice Bar Fu"

by JB-----n June 2, 2009

fu bar

A bar in Manhattan that is now fubar.

a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.

by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008

Wine Bar Funk

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.

"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"

by allen g May 8, 2008

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

full-bar

To be incredibly enthusiastic about something, almost to the point of sexual arousal. Used if an aquaintance constantly bleats on about a particular person, place or thing. Normally accompanied by the lifting of the arm gesture whilst slightly bent at the elbow

Golly, Tarquin has an absolute full-bar for playing polo on a Sunday

or

I have a full-bar for a sweet sherry today

by Cockles August 24, 2006

Golden Fudge Bar

When a woman both urinates and defecates on a man's penis then proceeds to give him a blow job. Best if done in cold weather.

Guy #1: "Dude, I just gave that biatch a Golden Fudge Bar!"
Guy #2: "Very nice."

by cocktastic October 13, 2009

Fudge Bar

Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth

I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night

by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010