Banged In 

A phrase, common in law enforcement circles, that means to call in sick to work.

"Hey, I thought Andrews was supposed to be here on the morning shift."
"No, he banged in. Said something about having the shits all last night."

Banged In by LEODude67 October 4, 2016

Banged In 

Drunk or High Just pick one, It means to be wasted.

Yo I got banged in last night...

Banged In by twizzee2023 March 26, 2007

banged in the slut 

It’s original meaning is to get fucked really hardcore, but people commonly use it if something really crazy happened to someone.

If someone jumped off the roof doing a 360 flip while drinking a can of beer, someone would say to that person “OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT BANGED IN THE SLUT”

banged in the slut by Yadalala May 3, 2018

Banged in the face with a shitbag 

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

Banged in the face with a shitbag by Lil hed February 24, 2025

banger in the mouth 

Synonymous with sausage. This is a fake Britishim, popularized by David Cross's character, Tobias Fünke, on the television show Arrested Development. One of many references to Tobias's latent homosexuality.

Who wants a banger in the mouth?

banger in the mouth by Funkdubious2 December 7, 2006

Banned in 30 states 

Simply not allowed

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn

Banned in 30 states by Oh my my February 20, 2015

Banned in China 

Anything ridiculous that is banned, censored, prohibited or forbidden, that isn't remotely offensive or illegal in the modern world.

Dude: Bro, stop holding out on those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Bro: This is my last bag man..Banned in China !!!

Dude: Sucks...brought the heat.

Banned in China by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2011