Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 19, 2022

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

ass bandit

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

ass bandit

-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others

-related forms
ass banditry, adverb

1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."

by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007

ass bandit

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

by dakevster December 16, 2006