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Bandile is a keeper. He's also one to need help now and then to put him back on the right path, he is not to shy to say what he wants to say. People don't realize how smart bandile is and that they should listen to him more often. He's a friend you never want to let go of, he is always there for you when you need him. He is a clown and a bright minded person when he puts his mind to it. He also has a naughty side, likes to cause stuff he doesn't need to but he does it out of fun, may act like an innocent but he is a naughty little person. Everyone needs a bandile in their life
Girl: this guy I barely knew came up to me and told me I had to much make up on

Girls friend: OH! You probably met a bandile
bandile by Spicyking August 15, 2017
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Bandile. 

Synonymous with perfection. She could ruin your life and you would simply thank her. Often nicknamed Bandz because she is the money. A real keeper: Beauty, Brains and a real Boss Bitch.
Friend 1: I just saw the prettiest person ever.

Friend 2: Oh, she’s probably a Bandile.
Bandile. by Quad-rasaurus January 2, 2023
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Bandites:give me purple team pls i will give you 10,000 rbx

mightybaseplate:Yeah gave me rbx and you will get purple team
Bandites by Nightyrocky1 October 15, 2020
A member of the Marching Band program.
Manch: "When I was a sophomore, I was kinda like 'Aye, I'm a bandie... ugh.' But now I'm like 'I'm proud to be a bandie! In your face cheerleaders!'"

Gould: "Yeah, I'm a bandie... so what."

Pope: "I'm the Drum Major! How kick ass is that?"
Bandie by bandisasskicking November 23, 2003

bandolero 

outlaw who lives by plunder taking what ever they want whenever they want esecially a member of a band of marauders(street term:old school cholo,O.G.,or bad a##)
Going out like a bandolero coming back rich. Salgo como bandolero regrso rey.
bandolero by Antonio M. T. November 9, 2008
n. (noun) / ban-duhlz
A riddim duo consisting of meme lords who know how to put memes in a track and knows who Mr. Yoi was.

One of the people who did Weeble Wobble for the Weeble Wobble EP.
Person 1: "Yo, Bandlez released a new track on Disciple!"
Person 2: "weed haha"
Person 1: "yes weed haha lmao"
Bandlez by wildk4t January 31, 2023

bandie bear 

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear
trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed
bandie bear by stephany May 10, 2005
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