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Bandi(ka) 

Bandi(ka) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!
Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him
Bandi(ka) by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020
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Bandi(ka) 

Bandi(ka) (also known as Bandi) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!
Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him
Bandi(ka) by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020

ka ka bandit 

someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell nobody of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that nobody will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for sexual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not trespass into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.
Janitor: Fuck! that god damn ka ka bandit was back last night. he gone and shit all over the floor!
ka ka bandit by penispusher April 2, 2008

Noob ka banda 

Its basically sesin and spideyraghav lmao get rekt bitch assholes
Spidey and Sesin Noob ka banda
Noob ka banda by Ungomma October 17, 2021
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