Skip to main content

Bandana Boxer 

Someone who can throw hands and can box pretty well and is not meant to be messed with. Someone who can do any type of boxing, but they always have to have a bandana on. It's a requirement for them to have a bandana. If they can do all of those things but does not have a bandana, then they're just a boxer.
Joe: Hey guys, who's that dude who has a bandana on?
Bob: I think he's just doing boxing moves.
Henry: Nah bro, that dude right there is a bandana boxer.
Bob: Dang bro, I never heard of a bandana boxer.
Bandana Boxer by pepsigod October 20, 2023
Bandana Boxer mug front
Get the Bandana Boxer mug.
See more merch

banana boner 

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.
The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!
banana boner by Darren Key July 6, 2005

banana boner 

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his
sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

Banana Boner Jammer 

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.
Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .

Banana-Boner 

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.
Banana-Boner by SE123 April 3, 2014